My brother Dylan’s girlfriend who is from South Africa has been here for exactly two months today. Her name is Charlene and shes just great. Im not looking forward to when she goes home. And get this--when she does leave in December, Dylan is going with her! All the way back to South Africa! That means this will be the first Christmas of my whole life without my favorite brother. Unless…they break up! Anytime one of them does something wrong, Im the first to “tell on them” to the other. Im like, “Hey you need to dump him (or her)…” They were confused when I said it the first time but now they get it. They are pretty funny together too. Im not sure if this was a cultural thing or what but one time they were both at the stove and he did…something …I don’t remember what though (yes,I know this story would be WAY better if I could remember what but gimme a break…brain injury here!) Anyway, she freaked out and said, “Man, dont do that!!” The way she said it with her mad accent and everything…I thought that was hilarious! And I already told you how she always has gum, which I love, but also, just like me, she is constantly putting on Vaseline and she shares!
I don’t want them to break up. I really like her and Dylan is SUPER happy and they are cute together. I guess that means he probably WILL go to South Africa for Christmas so you know what that means, dont you??? That's right, I will have to get a new favorite brother! I certainly have enough spares to choose from!! Aww relax brothers you know I don’t really have a favorite. I really need to stop saying that I do. Do any of you have a favorite sibling?
Don’t worry, I won’t tell :)